Just thought you'd all like to know that Elton John having children is a direct attack on my father and his wife.
If I have to hear one more fucking comment about how messed up that child is going to be, or how they're going to be ridiculed in school or about how money can buy anything nowadays, I'm going to brain myself with my netbook.
He also kisses his teeth at 'Happy Holidays' because it's Merry Christmas!! And who the fuck is Mother Nature?! Why are they always talking about her on the news. Why can't they just say God or Jesus?!
And every good person is a Christian, obviously.
someone please save me.